okay i’ve seen enough. this launch felt like attending a funeral hosted by minimalists. they’re unveiling tech that should feel magical, real breakthroughs but the whole vibe was grayscale grief. the set design looked like if “mood disorder” got a bauhaus grant. even the storytelling arc… chart styles (??), then eulogy tributes, then closing on someone’s health battles… what exactly are we as the audience mourning? it feels like they’re trying to get you to pre install a therapist. potentially great products, sure. but the emotional tone was so damn doa. incredibly strange all around.