Playing the slots (posting on X dot com)

I DONT GAMBLE I JUST BET ON MYSELF I PREFER MY SLOT MACHINES TO BE SOCIAL MEDIA ALGORITHMS AND STARTUPS LAS VEGAS IS SILICON VALLEY FOR RETARDS THAT IS ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Loom should start a venture fund and only invest in power users because they’re probably the most productive companies on earth

another week another meme crashout reported by our head of Meme Support @piet_dev

Research paper authors be like I'll review yours if you review mine 🥹 pweety please

Somebody trying our iOS TestFlight said we should apply to win App Store design awards. I asked "why?" I didn't even know there were design awards. I just design what I think is cool.

Rick Rubin should launch a VC fund called Taste Capital Brand it like a restaurant > "Founder" → "Chef" > "Due Diligence" → "Taste Testing" > "Investment Thesis" → "Taste Palette" > "I passed on the pre-seed but invested in the seed" → "that startup was an acquired taste" > "I signed the SAFE note" → "I signed the bill" > "I loved the TestFlight" → "Compliments to the chef" > "I ghosted a founder after a meeting" → "I dined and dashed"

There is $10T trapped inside of memetics, it is my job to get it out

I have no idea how to short stocks I just go long on myself

AI is poly????? And I thought ChatGPT was only talking to me.