*Bitcoin is at ATH* *Your parents call* “SON WE’RE SO PROUD OF YOU!!! You were right about the magical internet money?! “Are you rich now???” *you look your mother dead in the eye* “no, mom I’m not”. knowing you spend every single day in crypto, fail miserably trading, are down horrendous, and mostly just spend your hours finding ways to cope like digging up old Amy Street videos to finally get more than 4 likes on a tweet so you can feel something.