Oh and regarding the “black people have low IQs and Candace can’t read” bit—my team was so above kind that we actually protected Nick’s perceived intellect in editing. As evidence of what formed his “Catholic” belief against interracial marriage, Nick submitted to us two doctored quotes that he genuinely believed came from a Pope and a Catholic Bishop’s conference. The quotes were so obviously made-up that I genuinely felt bad that the little guy fell for them. We pretended he never sent them. Alas, good deeds never go unpunished. I’m too nice.