Everyone is on the payroll. That crypto native news publication that just mentioned a protocol they think is cool? They’re probably already holding token. That friend of yours who intro’d you to the hot new startup founder? She’s already an advisor. That investor on a panel talking about the new meta? He already has 10% of the market leader’s token (and 2.5% of each of their competitors). That cute new girl who was hitting on you at the crypto party? Bro she’s getting token. It’s an inside joke they’re all in on and you’re not. Ha ha ha look at that loser he isn’t holding token. Get in loser we’re going to token. My life is token and soon your life can be token too.