Both of these people would get insanely offended if you starting talking about 'real Americans' vs 'immigrant Americans' but for some reason being from Ohio and moving to New York is a form of original sin that must be cleansed with humiliation rituals.

How about this, I'm an American and I'll live anywhere I want in this country without apologizing to the people who happened to be born there, because I don't give a shit what they think.