proof of income? how about 8 inches and thick? how about emotionally available? how about loving and respectful? i say “please” when i ask alexa and “thank you” to chatgpt. my mother died when i was 10. i still text her sometimes.. i like to think my aura is a soft hazy orange, or that’s what the entities told me at least. i have 17 plants and all of them are thriving. i don’t own a tv because i experience true cinema when i reach the bottom of the Bag. i write poetry no one reads. i make soup from scratch. i don’t vape and never have. i have a library card which i use on tuesdays. i believe in forgiveness. i moisturize, i even floss on days that end with a Y….. please text me back….