You’re not watching the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation? You’re not telling your friends about the Exothermic Core-Mantle Decoupling Dzhanibekov Oscillation? Are you locked into the South Atlantic Anomaly Magnetic Drift? Well what about the Southern Ocean Overturning Circulation? Surely you know about the Core Displacement & Internal Geodynamic Rebalancing right?

Hey Genie put me in a 2020 effective altruist cuddle puddle. Push MDMA effects to 80%. Shoes off at the door. Souvla on the counter. Everyone’s FTX portfolio just 5xed in the last 24 hours.

Dispatch I’m at the corner of Vibes and Technology in the Arena precinct. Some guy in a patagonia puffer is ranting about the singularity and scaring passerby’s, I’m gonna make contact

I was scanning the Big Beautiful Bill to check for AI generated writing and I found a few sentences under the Committee on Armed Services (Golden Dome, drone production) that have a 99.9% similarity match to some famous/emerging alt-right writers (Yarvin, Charlotte Fang, Land)

Have you ever actually read any of the replies to an Elon post on here?

This 97 year old design studio still serves images the old fashioned way

Yo @googlefiber fix my shit right now

Oh lawd they got verification badges on iMessage now??

Luke Farritor saved me from drowning and then handed me $5,000 in cash he stole from the liberals so I could rent a yacht for the day

How do you respond if an overseas humanoid robotics company wants to ship extremely cheap labor to your country at the cost of forcing everyone to change their standard electric sockets?