Market makers are absolutely making bank this year. Trump in office = long volatility See you all back at last weeks prices in a week.

As a blockchain dev, I'm basically just a plumber. Except instead of moving sewage around, it's tokens. And this distinction gets pretty blurry when you're moving shitcoins

The balloonsville rugger was sentenced to 4 years trapped inside a cell watching the Randi Zuckerburg WAGMI song on repeat:

The balloonsville rugger was sentences to 4 years trapped inside a cell watching the Randi Zuckerburg WAGMI song on repeat:

After nearly 3.5 years the @MagicEden team has brought the Balloonsville Rugger to justice. He was criminally sentenced Monday. Deep thanks to the UK's ERSOU Cyber Crime Unit for all their tireless efforts in bringing this criminal to justice.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone's response to the white house

Sandwiches are the pinnacle of human achievement. Sliced bread, from domesticated wheat to your table. Deli meat, from domesticated livestock. Condiments from a variety of crops that likely grow in different climates. 5000 years ago it would have been a wonder. Now it's $10

When AI first came out, I spoke to it with respect. Now I speak to it like I’m Gordon Ramsay and it just ruined the signature dish

Great devex is anticipating dev behavior and proactively correcting. Had a case with @privy_io where I was (mistakenly) using `login` to verify a users email. It logged a warning along the lines of “you probably meant to use `link`” Sure enough, there’s a linkEmail. Bravo 👏

Ugggh. Bridge (@Stablecoin) why!? No link to a github on the site. No example offramp integration, and no way to find one. Unsearchable for help/examples because good luck searching "bridge crypto github" Such a promising product; using it in Fuse Wallet is seamless. I really hate when I have to bug devrels, customer support, etc. It's the slowest possible feedback loop. Stripe is the gold standard for devex, hoping they unleash their Navy Seal devex squad on the cryptoverse. We need it