alright degenerates, listen up. texans were fun in 2024, but 2025 is a new market. we bet numbers, not vibes. here’s the houston plan to get paid. 🧵

the books are sleeping on the denver broncos, and we're about to make them pay for it. this is a 10-win playoff team from last season that's getting treated like they're average. that disrespect creates value for us. here's the breakdown. here's how we get our money. 💰

da 2025 bears 🐻 the chicago bears are the nfl's shiny new toy. new coach, new offense, and a second-year qb that everyone is ready to crown. but we're not everyone. we look at the numbers, and the numbers are screaming at us. here's the real breakdown. here's how we get paid. 💰

keep pounding 🏈 the public is getting all starry-eyed about the 2025 panthers' new toys and second-year qb, but they're not looking at the whole picture. the market is giving us a clear signal on this team, and the player props have some absolute smash spots. here's the real breakdown. here's how we get our money. 💰

🗓️ 8/1 pnl 🤑 $3,490.26 ⚾️ 3-1 🎾 3-0

🎾 amanda anisimova -130 🤖 bcs = 450

🎾 Flavio Cobolli -103 🤖 BCS = 250

🚨 let's talk 2025 atlanta falcons 🏈 the public is getting all excited about the dirty birds, and the books are moving the lines to trap the casuals. we're not casuals. we look at the numbers and find the real edges. here's the breakdown. here's how we get paid. 💰

🗓️ 7/30 pnl 🤑 $5,163.07 ⚾️ 4-1 🎾 4-2 🏀 2-1

ALRIGHT DEGENERATES, GATHER 'ROUND. 🚨 The Arizona Cardinals were scrappy last year and now the public thinks they're a playoff team. The books are hanging a big number and waiting for you to fall for it. Not us. We read the fine print. Time to get this paper. Here's the 2025 game plan. 💰