Wet Lip #6

No one knows what strain birthed him. No lab claims him. No faction dares take credit. Wet Lipped Mutant was first spotted inside an abandoned dispensary freezer, babbling about “the real war” and “who lit the first joint.” Some say he was a failed clone from the King Blunt DNA pool. Others whisper he was rolled with cursed parchment dipped in Blood Kief—a forbidden mix of rage, tar, and unknown fluids. He was chained to a podium during the Jointz vs Bluntz peace talks… but broke free before the first blunt was sparked. Now, he roams the realms drooling, mumbling prophecies, and taking bites out of anything that doesn’t burn right.