WILL FERRET #659

Nobody asked for a motivational speaker ferret. Will showed up anyway. Convinced he's the best there ever was at something...unclear what. Played semi-pro basketball. Cut from the team for excessive celebration after missing every shot. Still tells people he went pro. Technically not a lie if you don't check. Lives in a van down by the river. The van has a cowbell. He plays it constantly. More cowbell. Always more cowbell. Will Ferret doesn't break character until the DVD commentary. There is no DVD. There is no commentary. There is only ferret. Stay classy, metaverse.